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i'm rachel. i like american horror story, i watch movies and write about them. i complain a lot and i hate myself. that sums it up.
Tapped
Movie Sixteen
This movie made me fucking SICK. If you’re going to tear apart a town or cause them so many health risks that they all start developing types of cancer and organ failure, the least you can do is WARN THEM. I hate oil and water bottles. Sigh I can’t believe we’re ruining our country this much with all of our plastic
I know I’m such a hypocrite for having a laptop to write this on but I DON’T USE ANY BOTTLES SO THAT SORT OF CANCELS ME OUT I GUESS.
7.5/10
Dinner For Schmucks
Movie Fifteen
I loved this movie omfg. I laughed so hard for most of it. I fucking loved the mousy Jesus! Ah it was just a really good movie. It was super goofy and I recommend it to anyone who likes fun, feel-good movies.
8/10
Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
Movie Fourteen
Um… I really have no idea what to say… Just… Um… It was corny and pretty crappy. A couple parts were okay. The clowns just scared the shit out of me. I didn’t watch a whole lot of the last half either since my dog was choking on bread and vodka oops.
6/10
Adventureland
Movie Thirteen
I liked this movie :3 I mean some parts were boring, but I liked Kristen Stewart in it. It was cute and kind of hilarious and you know, it was… teenage.
7/10
Team America: World Police
Movie Twelve
UM. I really have no idea how to even rate this omg. It was so awkward, and hilarious, and stupid, and just… It was pretty much every stereotype in one movie. Herrrrooo Arec Baaawldweeeen. Maatttt Daaamuuun. Omg it was still pretty funny and I’d recommend it to anyone who doesn’t have a stick up their ass about political things and terrorism.
7.5/10
The Butterfly Effect
Movie Eleven
This movie sort of reminded me of Premonition and how it jumped around a lot. It kept me interested and I loved it. Evan (Ashton Kutcher) reminded me a lot of myself in many aspects so I related to him a lot in that and weeee it was a really good movie okay.
9/10
Premonition
Movie Ten
I REALLY LIKED THIS. I was so confused at first okay but it was really good. I’ve seen the Japanese version too and idk I liked this one a lot more. I love Sandra Bullock too and weee it was just really good
8/10
Friday the 13th
Movie Nine
So I guess I really only watched this because it is Friday the thirteenth weeee. I… got kind of scared in the beginning idk lol. But more towards the end I really wasn’t so into it. It really didn’t scare me that much. The murders were sort of bland and the creepy lady at the end was so weird omg. Anyways um it was decent I guess.. But don’t get you’re hopes too high.
6/10
Sleepover
Movie Eight
Warning anyone who actually cares about this blog and follows me; I’m on an Evan Peters tirade, therefor anything with his glorious face will be reviewed soon!
OH MY GOD. I forgot how great this movie was! I thought it was adorably cheesy. All the stupid jokes, Jane Lynch, Steve Carell and his nasty pedostache, and let’s not forget Evan Peters! Cat fight! Hiss hiss meow! Ugh. I wish my teenage life was more like this wheeee but you know, we all have our time to shine.
8/10
